Losing my Blogging Virginity

Today is the day...January 1st, 2013 (PS.com: how did THAT happen?)...today is the day I lose my blogging virginity.  I never understood why people took to Blogging.  What if no one wants to hear what you have to say?  What if you've spent your entire life thinking you were clever, and witty, only to be proven wrong by the lack of hits on your blog site?  I fear I have many such self-inflicted delusions, but let's play a little Affirmation Roulette here, and hope you all like my pointless ramblings and over-analysis of life's everyday happenings.  Be forewarned, it may be as awkward as when you lost your actual virginity.   

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